Run #1655 It Was the Thursday Before You Know What!
Chickenboner brought the pack together for the Gypsies’ trail before Bay to Breakers at the parking lot behind the Palace of the Legion of Honor. What, not a single out of towner? Oh, wait, there was ABBA cum up from Columbia and bringing Just Neel who was hotter than a pistol; what else would you expect from ABBA. Well as Sykes said in The Wild Bunch, “It ain’t like the old days, but it’ll do!” The pack dribbed and drabbed into the parking lot where there was an abundance of parking. Once the Outbeer was in place it was just a matter of time before the clamoring to tap the keg of Lagunitas IPA started. No one expected Hose Blower to start banging a tin cup on his motorcy and screaming, “Tap the fucking keg, Warden!’ Someone should tell Wham Bam Thank You Tam to ration HB’s viewing of Jimmy Cagney movies! Tapping honors went to Adopt A Pussy for showing some control, for a change! Calm returned to the parking lot as the piss flowed from keg to belly! ABBA took up the Male Missal and read but since he did it in Swedish only Blow Queen understood what he was reading! Still, judging from the stain on BQ’s shorts it must have been a really stirring sermon! Sadly, it wasn’t recorded for posterity! Our hare looked around and decided that it was time for the pack to be off so CB pointed up the hill and out of the parking lot. The pack followed her instructions and fled in search of marks. The Lost Patrol was joined by Just Doesn’t Get It who eschewed flashy trail performance for solving the world’s problems strolling along with Tongueless and Fits In. Little did JDGI realize that he would also learn the secret of cooking anything in an IstaPot from Wash This Asshole, um, whether he wanted to of not! The pack was sent off the cement at the Eagles Point on the Lands End Trail. Currently still Just Alex mistook the name for a Turkey/Eagle Split, luckily his body wasn’t found on the beach! Closet Twitcher was mumbling to himself as the trail passed Deadman’s Point but at least he remained upright. T managed to do the same but only after slamming into Magnum, Not I who stopped his fall. Trail stayed in the woods and had its ups and downs. Who’s Your Daddy pointed out that they weren’t exactly balanced! Trail curved around and came back via the golf course. Once the pack had regrouped the keg was tapped and the Cloak Of Invisibility was dropped on top and covered with Vitamin J and a Sacred Bucket filled with River Madness a guarantee of 5 Angry Inches having a harder time getting to work on Friday. Do Her Well, knowledgeable on the effects of River Madness made sure JDGI did not take full advantage of the endless free refills program, or so she thought! Hand Pump wisely kept himself busy with the keg! CB had done her haring well. Cheers.
On In!